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Bulbs Demotivational Poster


CHAUVINISM -


TAGS: sexist light bulbs
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:16 am
ROFL! 5 plus 1,000!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:36 pm
Brutal! 5L


FETISHES -


TAGS: incendescent bulbs are even worse
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - August 27, 2009, 11:37 am
Love that episode LD and the corresponding "ASSMAN" car license plate...too funny!
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 11:04 am
This reminded me of the Seinfeld episode and "Fusilli Jerry"...somehow the story always begins with someone "falling" on it in the shower - but wtf was this doing laying around in your shower, hmmmm? Aaaand 5 mercury-filled lions for you!
CANADA - August 27, 2009, 9:04 am
o god! o god he's dead! TTH, he's realy dead! murcury poisoning damn you
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:04 am
And you can't just look at the mercury poisoning and tell HOW it happened ... that's just TV nonsense.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:03 am
Nobody YET ... but your "ribbed for his pleasure" comment has given countless people ideas they shouldn't oughtta be thinkin', mister clever-drawers! Or maybe it's just me ....
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 12:55 am
After Googling "salma", it turns out that nobody has died from rectal mercury poisoning.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:54 am
you just might be able to aquire as much mercury as you could get by eating a whole can of tuna. The real issue here is disposal. That's the problem.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:52 am
Hey guess what? I just googled Glen Beck and "flourescent". "Any hits?", you don't bother to ask. Why yes. Glen Beck rants about them. Says he hates them. Shocking. I'm guessing that if you break one and then inhale real quick, with a purpose, ...
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:39 am
Five bucks says that Glen Beck rants about these things for at least a paragraph in his book: An Inconvenient Book.
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Wow, someone followed my link? Unbelievable the hazards caused by these things (even if you don't stick them in an orifice). I keep the old fashion energy wasting ones rather than bring mercury into the house.
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 1:40 am
Step 2, 4th point. LOL! Looks like sticky tape DOES fix everything.
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:37 am
Just hope it doesn't break. It'll take the ER and a HAZMAT team to remove. Don't believe me? Go here and see -http://www.epa.state.oh.us/pic/cfl_info.html#break // Excellent poster, dude.
Haarakkon - August 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I'm not homophobic, no offense taken.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:07 am
Sorry Haar...JK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:06 am
I guess if he lubricates it well he can twist it in like a corkscrew.......should mean easy removal as well.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 12:40 am
Ribbed, for his pleasure.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 12:39 am
Need I point out the fluorescent bulb? Clearly, the textureless standard bulb doesn't "do it" for Haar.
Haarakkon - August 26, 2009, 12:27 am
I only wanted to properly thank my employers for all the sunshine that's been blown up there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 12:12 am
You should be embarrassed Haar.....we all know you got the idea for this poster in the emergency room waiting area.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2009, 11:34 pm

ahahahahahhahahahahahah i bow down.....i'de give it a 7 if i could.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
Geez, I'm kinda embarrassed. Thanks, everyone.
Arrogant Knight - August 25, 2009, 10:20 pm
5 from me, too. Amsome.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 10:08 pm
5L
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 10:02 pm
Best poster in months! 5 fluorescent lions!
spacedog - August 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Agreed. Excellent.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 8:24 pm
Excellent work Haar.....5 lions.


LIGHT BULBS -


TAGS: feds change light bulbs
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by champ99

Warthog - November 15, 2011, 12:32 am
no no no, one to hold the light bulb, one to hold the ladder and two to fill out the paperwork!
champ99 - November 14, 2011, 3:56 pm
Like totally gnarly dude!
ICEMAN - November 11, 2011, 12:54 am
It only takes two Californians, one to screw in the bulb & the other to experience the moment.
serenityfailed - November 11, 2011, 12:26 am
I's say 3, 1 to change the bulb, a supervisor and a union rep who has to approve the work in order for it to start to enusre that no-one, especially the supervisor is getting overworked or cheated from work
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:38 pm
I know the 1L bombers have a problem with them. ;-)
mariand - November 10, 2011, 3:35 pm
lol...I knew the same one with policemen


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